I took the stars and made a map.

I knew that somehow I would find my way back.

poet, treehugger, empath, queer, nerd, deep in love, pagan, librarian, activist, musician, healer, geek, haunted, full of grace, eater of persimmons

I heard your heart beating; it was in darkness too, so I stayed in the darkness with you.

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Consider every one of those boxes checked. Because I love you so much.

And because, you understand, I couldn’t resist. ;)

And it’s all just a jump to the left!


The Criminologist has no neck. Frank is a transvestite that will fuck anything that moves. Rocky is only 1/7th of a man. Columbia gets shot in the tits by a laser. Dr. Scott is a cripple but fishnets cure paraplegia. Eddie has a Teddy, then he becomes dinner. Janet is a slut. Brad is an asshole. Magenta and Riff Raff love incest. Frank didn’t go down and as a result is killed. The castle gets beamed back to Transsexual Transylvania.

This is how my beloved responds to the birth control question, too.   :D


Nurse: Are you currently sexually active?

Me: No…

Nurse: Have you ever been?

Me: Yes!

Nurse: What do you use for birth control?

Me: Homosexuality.

Nurse: ….Condoms?

Me: No! I’m a lesbian!

Nurse: Oh. Good.

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