An important promise:
Consider every one of those boxes checked. Because I love you so much.
And because, you understand, I couldn’t resist. ;)
And it’s all just a jump to the left!
The Criminologist has no neck. Frank is a transvestite that will fuck anything that moves. Rocky is only 1/7th of a man. Columbia gets shot in the tits by a laser. Dr. Scott is a cripple but fishnets cure paraplegia. Eddie has a Teddy, then he becomes dinner. Janet is a slut. Brad is an asshole. Magenta and Riff Raff love incest. Frank didn’t go down and as a result is killed. The castle gets beamed back to Transsexual Transylvania.
This is how my beloved responds to the birth control question, too. :D
Nurse: Are you currently sexually active?
Nurse: Have you ever been?
Nurse: What do you use for birth control?
Me: No! I’m a lesbian!
Nurse: Oh. Good.
(Submitted by sonozakimononoke)