I’m starting to think maybe it’s going to pass.
(It’s not going to pass. It’s not going to pass.)
It’s going to pass...
Future U.S. History Students: “It’s Pretty Embarrassing How Long You Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage”
DECATUR, IL, THE YEAR 2083—According to students in Mr. Bernard’s fourth-period U.S. history class, it’s “really pathetic” how long it took for early-21st-century Americans to finally legalize gay marriage.
The classroom of 15-year-olds at MacArthur High School—all of whom were born in the late 2060s and grew up never questioning the obvious fact that homosexual couples deserve the right to get married—were reportedly “amazed” to learn in their Modern U.S. History: 2081 Edition textbooks that as late as the 2020s, gays and lesbians actually had to fight for the constitutional right to wed.
“Wow, that is nuts” [read more]
This is how my beloved responds to the birth control question, too. :D
Nurse: Are you currently sexually active?
Nurse: Have you ever been?
Nurse: What do you use for birth control?
Me: No! I’m a lesbian!
Nurse: Oh. Good.
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